Mary won 40 quid.
I’m gunna post my most recent writing in a minute! I think I’m getting out of this slump!! : ] The only thing is I’m in the middle of moving and just got a puppy! So I’m pretty busy but I do intend to start writing significantly more often.
'Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn't know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma'am, the only thing men can't do is have babies. And there's nothing women can't do.” '
DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London
If only I had the will to actually do things like this again. I’m damn proud of these. <3
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
in his Kanye Nest
when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best
This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.
did you just
this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time
Pics from the Event: https://www.flickr.com/photos/yajimari21/sets/72157645746327378/
Commission in 221b series style for martinakjellgren! <3